forum game: attempt to avoid the troll's bride toll!

[bigjaredmonkey]

this is a little forum game that i got from someone else on terrariaonline.com(credit to him)

anyways. heres how it goes:you have to say how the troll fights back against the way the person above you will use to try and avoid the troll's bridge toll,and then say your way.
example:
guy1:i use a grenade painted to look like a platinum coin to distract him
guy2:he sees you pull the pin.i call in a airstrike on the troll's house.
guy3:his house has a forcefeild around it.i invite him to a game of halo3 and get my twin brother to play the game while i cross the bridge

anway. i'll start.

i attempt to shoot sand in his face via sandgun to make him go blind.

[mr_burny]

Sand gun misses so I give Him a muffin made rat poision

[manadspaniel]

The muffin is thrown away in disgust, so I attempt to kick him in the nads.

[Mewist2]

Turns out he doesn't have any, I pull out my shurikens and grenades...

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